Democrats Behaving Badly

Alright, folks, buckle up—it's time for another round of Democrats Behaving Badly, where the left's finest prove they're not just tone-deaf, they're a full-on symphony of screeching hypocrisy. If we don't laugh at this circus, we'll cry blood. Let's dive into the dumpster fire, bullet by bullet!

Virginia: Where "Apology" Means "Keep the Checkbook Open" 

Oh, Jay Jones, you Godfather-wannabe AG candidate you—remember when you wished death on the Speaker's kids, dying in their mom's arms? Real classy, like a mobster's wet dream. You would think that would be the end of his campaign, you can't get much worse than wishing death on kids…right? Right? But no, this genius is still out there shaking down donors like a street corner pimp, and the Democrats? Crickets. Not a single spine in sight.  It' fucking Halloween time for Heaven's sake, there's bones everywhere. Borrow one from someone' front yard like it's a Trump sign.

Then there's his "apology" for vowing to shoot the Speaker of the House—get this: "Three people, two bullets. Gilbert, Hitler, and Pol Pot. Gilbert gets both to the head!" And he laughed when the woman on the other end begged him to stop? Hollower than a hooker's promise, folks—ghostwritten by some DC hack. If he had balls, he'd drop out faster than Biden at a 3 a.m. diaper change. But nope! 

Enter Abigail Spanberger, who couldn't spit out a disavowal if Winsome Sears—yeah, the badass who should be your next governor—shoved it down her throat. Spanberger just folded like a wet napkin, because that's the Dem playbook: Keyboard warriors in mom's basement, gutless wonders in the spotlight. Virginia, wake up—these cowards would sell your kids for a soy latte! And Democrat voters, according to NBC4, are riding in lock step with these bullies. Tim Howard of Fairfax County said, "It did not make a big deal to me." while a couple of Independent leftists, Scott Garretson and his wife Virginia said "it wasn't helpful" and "He's apologized for it." Well, the ends justify the mean for some people. Hopefully there are more thoughtful and decent people in Virginia than there are these kind of folks.

DC: Schumer Lights the Antifa Fuse While ICE Dodges Molotovs 

Chuck U. Schumer—yeah, the Senate's human speed bump—is back at it, screeching for "people in the streets" while ICE agents get pummeled like piñatas and conservatives dodge death threats like Dick Cheney's hunting partner dodging a bullet. Brilliant timing, Chuckles! Nothing says "unity" like activating Antifa when they're already torching Portland and Chicago for... wait for it... the government doing its damn job? 

If your goal is to turn America into a Mad Max fever swamp—riots, fear, and soy-boy revolutionaries—then hell yeah, mission accomplished! But Schumer? He's just the match. This is straight-up sedition, folks—destabilize the Republic, one dumpster fire at a time!

New Jersey: Toddler Debate in Tax-Hell Suits 

New Jersey, you poor bastards—"I know you are, but what am I?" That's your gubernatorial showdown: Two overgrown kids finger-pointing like it's recess. Mikie Sherrill? If her lips are moving, she's lyin', lyin', lyin', baby—drop her like Meghan drops that bass! 

Sorry, Jersey, you're screwed either way—both candidates are just children in adult clothes, fighting over who gets the last juice box. At least Jack Ciattarelli's laser-focused on affordability in your wallet-raping, unaffordable hellhole (half the size of Chris Christie, too—bonus!). And hey, he's Italian—capisce? You don't fuck with Italians unless you want cement shoes and a one-way swim in the Hudson. Ditch the liars, pick the paisan!

New York: Pot, Kettle, and a Side of Hypocrite Hash 

Letitia James—talk about the pot calling the kettle a felon! Takes brass balls to prosecute Trump for inflating assets when you listed Daddy as your hubby on loans and lied about your address to skim interest rates. We all knew that was bogus, Tish, but you?

Then Zohran Mamdani—another Dem darling—scoops up $13K in 170 potentially illegal foreign donations. "Oops, accounting mistake!" Sure, and I'm the Pope. They're "returning it all," pinky-swear. Nothing to see here—unlike, say, cough Alvin Bragg cough burying legal expenses as... legal expenses? Wait, didn't someone get indicted for that? 

No one’s above the law, cry the Dems—unless it's you doing exactly what they nailed Trump for! This is the deep-state rot eating our Republic alive—foreign cash, fraud, and felony facades. New York, drain the swamp before it swallows you whole!

There you have it, patriots—Democrats: Badly behaving, boldly bullshitting, and begging for a boot. Tomorrow? More madness. Stay snarky, stay free!

I'm the EQualyzer and truth just had it's moment.